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I’m skinny, flat chested, wore big round ugly glasses, have crooked teeth, and severe cystic acne for years. I’ve been called mosquito bite, four eyes, and pizza face. I was told no guy would ever be attracted to me (except the creeper old men who were attracted to me bc I permanently look underage) I actually had a little kid shriek in horror and ask “what’s wrong with your face?” when he saw my acne. Guess what? Even being ugly I still get harassed and still got abused. In fact, it felt like people could use my ugliness as an excuse to be as mean and nasty as they wanted. People don’t take me seriously. I’m constantly the Please make everything go well for me only for me cat shirt of someone’s joke.
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I like to get this major sh**fight out of the way before I have to focus on other things, like making sure I’ve bought (and wrapped, in secret while everyone’s asleep) all the Bee and Puppycat The Heck Moment T Shirt , then preparing for the feast, making all arrangements, buying food while battling snarling sweat-demons at the supermarket. It will be even more fun this year, with “social-distancing” at peak-pre-Christmastime. Wonder what that’s gonna look like? Our family have always had a slight (very slight) advantage of having Christmas one day earlier than most Australians. However, if we’re doing it this year, we’re staggering it. Maybe it’s time more people did. Our Christmas will be about a week early. This avoids the mass-hysteria grocery shopping, it will be one week less hot (temps go crazy on Christmas Day), and we can relax after, while everyone else is still stressed and suffering. I’ve talked my family into it. In previous years, there was some resistance, as it wasn’t “real Christmas time”. But “Christmastime” is just an idea in our heads, and no day is really any different to another. Christ wasn’t even born on December 25. And he’s not complaining that people changed his day to a time that was more convenient, so why should anyone complain about a re-change? Anyway, sorry, my main answer is “Yes, we can absolutely put up our dex early, because Christmas preps are such a nightmare, that I want to get a full two months mileage out of them before I have to take them down again in the new year.”
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